charded 

mix of challenged and retarded

Aimee's phone is so charded

charded by Aimee and Joe November 21, 2005

charded it up 

To chard something up, more commonly used in the past tense - to have charded it up - is to commit an act of embarrassing ineptitude, often incoporating stupidity, in a particularly depressing and characteristic manner.

As Mark dropped a catch he was berated by his friends because he charded it up.

charded it up by Richard J Joyce August 3, 2005

chardey 

A very sexy chick who always knows how to have fun. Quiet at first but the funnest ever when you get to know her.

Me and Chardey had some fun last night!

chardey by killachica111 July 7, 2010

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

Turbo charged tread mark shit by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022

guilty as charged 

A term meaning something like, I did it / I admit it / I did exactly what you (he, someone else) said I did.

-"were you in that gay porno movie?"
-"guilty as charged"

guilty as charged by little_one December 19, 2008

charred 48

one of the most famous signature dishes created by chicago chef clive dansburough, featured on the chicago episode of dayne burr's "shut up and eat"

it consists of a piece of low-grade steak left out at room temperature for a minimum of 48 hours

often served with a dollop of peanut butter and at least 1 household band-aid

pat - what'd you have for dinner last night?
hannah - clive dansburough cooked me up his famed charred 48
pat - how was it?
hannah - it had the texture of what i would imagine a tennis ball would taste like

charred 48 by thefittedshirt October 23, 2011

Charged Nut 

A cum shot that flies with extraordinary speed and distance traveled.

Dude! Did you see that pornstar do a charged nut?

Yea dude, it flew so far.

Charged Nut by Boijuu October 6, 2019