changet

Verb: jerking-off with your reading glasses on so your dick looks bigger.

Man with these new 4.0x readers, I almost need two hands when I changet.

by willienelsonsfungers October 18, 2017

Change the Gerbil

A term used when someone's rancid fart smells like a small animal died in their ass.

Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!

by will bitten September 13, 2017

changeling

A person who either was switched at birth with a other~wordly baby; or who is truly from another planet.

For some reason, I just know that I'm a changeling.

by Starchylde April 2, 2016

Be Bold for Change

Be Bold for Change was the theme for International Women's Day in 2017 to rally every person, every woman, every man to take bold practical action to accelerate gender parity; to help women and girls to achieve their dreams; to value men's and women's contributions equally. It was a huge rallying cry for the Team USA Women’s National Hockey team who boycotted the 2017 world championships for fair pay, benefits, investment in youth hockey programs and equal financial support to the men’s team. USA Hockey and the USOC gave them equity hours before the championships began. They won gold.

Your daughter deserves to play hockey and to get paid equal to her brother. So support Be Bold For Change and make a difference.

by EmpressSquad August 28, 2017

jingling the change

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

Icon Changer

A person who loudly complains about various social/political issues, but limits their actual action to changing their facebook icon rather than actively protesting/working towards change.

If we could only get just a tenth of these icon changers to actually show up for a rally, it would be the largest America's ever seen.

by diffra July 26, 2013

Jingle my Change

To not wear underpants, allowing one's testicles to bounce around like a coin purse. This is most applicable when wearing loose-fitting, wide-crotch pants.

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit. I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute.

by RedRockRun October 18, 2013