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champenis

When someone is a champion and a penis at the same time. Used as a term of endearment between close friends.
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by dandos__ October 12, 2022
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Champenis

A special dessert of penis dipped in champagne with your favorite flavor of juice.
After a long trip, she wanted Champenis with her lover.
by JJ_Silver_Fox June 21, 2025
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Camperising

A verb (doing word).
Used when doing work on your Volkswagen Camper, whether it is a splitty, bay, t25 etc etc.
Kate:Ohh hey John what are you doing tonight?
John: Ohh just camperising! I wanna try and get the wheel arch in tonight.
by Lee Collier January 15, 2009
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camenisch

1. a small, hairless, beastly creature reminiscent of a cave troll.

2. A tiny cave dwelling creature that subsists on feces and cheap beer. The camenisch has been known to be very flatulent. The stench of a camenisch has been known to make maggots regurgitate. Always use caution when in the proximity of a camenisch. Studies have shown that people spending too much time near a camenisch usually end up vomiting and/or committing suicide.
3. A feeble minded and utterly annoying person.
I just saw a camenisch. Well, actually I smelled him before I saw him. Then I threw up.
by CatScratchFever October 15, 2012
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champers

Champagne. See also bubbly,cris,moet,and bolly.
La de fucking dah get the fucking champers out I want to get pissed up.
by Dan Fox July 7, 2003
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compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
by CapTim August 25, 2009
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crapenis

A crapenis is a crappy penis, as described by another person after starting to hook up. This can mean it is too small, to skinny, too stinky, etc for the person to want to continue hooking up. It usually means the end of the hookup, unless the person hooking up with the crapenis in intoxicated or just really needs some D.
Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!
by ShizzleMyWhizzle August 18, 2019
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