champenis
When someone is a champion and a penis at the same time. Used as a term of endearment between close friends.
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Champenis by JJ_Silver_Fox June 21, 2025
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champenis • champers • capenis • Champnesia • cumpenis • champetition • Championism • Champish • Champitis • champrise
Camperising
A verb (doing word).
Used when doing work on your Volkswagen Camper, whether it is a splitty, bay, t25 etc etc.
Used when doing work on your Volkswagen Camper, whether it is a splitty, bay, t25 etc etc.
Kate:Ohh hey John what are you doing tonight?
John: Ohh just camperising! I wanna try and get the wheel arch in tonight.
John: Ohh just camperising! I wanna try and get the wheel arch in tonight.
Camperising by Lee Collier January 15, 2009
camenisch
1. a small, hairless, beastly creature reminiscent of a cave troll.
2. A tiny cave dwelling creature that subsists on feces and cheap beer. The camenisch has been known to be very flatulent. The stench of a camenisch has been known to make maggots regurgitate. Always use caution when in the proximity of a camenisch. Studies have shown that people spending too much time near a camenisch usually end up vomiting and/or committing suicide.
3. A feeble minded and utterly annoying person.
2. A tiny cave dwelling creature that subsists on feces and cheap beer. The camenisch has been known to be very flatulent. The stench of a camenisch has been known to make maggots regurgitate. Always use caution when in the proximity of a camenisch. Studies have shown that people spending too much time near a camenisch usually end up vomiting and/or committing suicide.
3. A feeble minded and utterly annoying person.
camenisch by CatScratchFever October 15, 2012
compenisation
When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...
Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
compenisation by CapTim August 25, 2009
crapenis
A crapenis is a crappy penis, as described by another person after starting to hook up. This can mean it is too small, to skinny, too stinky, etc for the person to want to continue hooking up. It usually means the end of the hookup, unless the person hooking up with the crapenis in intoxicated or just really needs some D.
Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!
crapenis by ShizzleMyWhizzle August 18, 2019