chalkitis 

Something Susie from Deltarune has. You get it from being dumb and eating chalk.

Emme: Hey Megan!
Megan: What’s up?
Emme: You have chalkitis!
Megan: Thats not a thing
Emme: yes it is! Check urban dictionary!

chalkitis by Mithra drew~ January 25, 2019

chaltism 

A neurological disorder that can be spreaded through close contact with Chal. Commonly characterized with difficulty with simple math problems and common human language.

Teacher: what’s 18-6?
Chal: I don’t know, I have chaltism.

chaltism by chaltism_awareness February 2, 2023

calcitis 

I syndrome associated with doing too much Calc homework. Results in the patient having increased endorphin levels resulting in the person being usually giddy, finding the most trivial things amusing such as the fact that they mix sin(x) and cos(x) to form sos(x) which makes it seem like the variable x is crying out for help, just like the patient's tired brain.

Sam:**laughing hysterically while staring at paper**
John: "What's wrong with him?"
Bob: Calcitis...
John: Poor soul, is there anything we can do?
Bob: We're only in algebra, he'll have to fight through it

calcitis by dpgander November 5, 2009

Champitis 

Something you contract when encountering someone who is champ. Symptoms are: frowning of the face, compulsive urge to say "champ!", and mabey the occasional stomach churn. The only cure is seeing some serious bait.

Friend 1: Oh gosh some dude tried to go smack at me!
Friend 2: Was he cute!?
Friend 1: No girl! FAR from it he was real champ. Had the nerve to come up to me wearin a Fubu shirt, A Coogi hat, and some Pumas....And now i cant stop frownin i think i got Champitis.
Friend 2: Iight time to go get you some bait to wipe that frown of your face.

Champitis by ThisHasBeenWritinByMe November 1, 2010

chalatise 

flamboyant, wild, bold,crazy and unforgettable. She a ride or die for the ones she like and if you need it she will provide it. loyal , bipolar , crazy . blunt , speaks her mind, has her own style and will curse a nigga out in a second if he/see comes at her sideways. You will think she's stuck up and concieted at first, but once you talk and get to know her she will be one of coolest chicks on earth.

That girl is such a chalatise . You better stop before she Chalatise yo ass! we need more people like chalatise

chalatise by ceci February 7, 2014

Chaditis 

When your butthole itches after you shave it.

I have a serious case of Chaditis after getting ready for my date.

Chaditis by OhThatsIt December 1, 2019

Chalkies 

Artists that draw on sidewalks or other surfaces with chalk; either by children or credible street artists. Chalk art by children are random drawings for fun, but Chalk art by actual artists can be extremely detailed and there are various styles, competitions and 'battles' with chalk sidewalk artists, making it a respected medium; prominently in Tacoma Washington where battles (also known as chalk-offs) have become a weekly event in Frost Park for the last few years.

" Jeez, these Chalkies are getting annoying. Damn kids better clean this up."

"Wow, Spim is an amazing Chalkie! He won the chalk-off again three weeks in a row. Look at the fucking detail in his work... amazing."

Chalkies by PDXJohnny99 August 26, 2013