chaltism

A neurological disorder that can be spreaded through close contact with Chal. Commonly characterized with difficulty with simple math problems and common human language.

Teacher: what’s 18-6?
Chal: I don’t know, I have chaltism.

by chaltism_awareness February 2, 2023

Chartism

Chartism is a life threatening disease. First it attacks your stomach adding an extra 240 pounds a day. Second you start to loose hair on your head and it goes to your asswhole. You might also get mental illnesses that coordinate with chartism. This disease has affected only one person and has been going on for 13 years. This disease may also make one fatter than possible. Another symptom is looking like calliou.

That kid on that team is fat, bald, and dumb, must have chartism.

by Vinson Avery and Bruce May 24, 2017

Chadtism

Not a show of confidence but a pure lack of shame

The Chadtism of this man is real

by Joshuacr April 15, 2022

chalkism

A lifelong and incurable condition that manifests in stupid behaviour, irrelevant quotes or singing along to the wrong record whilst maintaining imperfect pitch, it's chief exponent being a nice chap called Harry M.

On Xmas day coming out with a quote 'ho ho ho and a bottle of rum' (clearly a bastardisation of Father Christmas and Treasure Island - chalkism at its finest)

by oliverson December 25, 2017

chadtism

a successful alpha male who lifts, buys bitcoin and is self-diagnosed with what is likely autism in adulthood.

Oh that’s Nathan he is a really smart bro who bought bitcoin early and never sold. He deadlifts over 450 pounds and has trouble making eye-contact. We think he has Chadtism.

by TheOriginalChadtist September 14, 2021

chaotism

To describe a chaotic person.

oh, look, it's Paige. she has chaotism.

by _coldbeef October 30, 2021