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Chair sex 

When a girl ties you to a chair during sex.

She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. We made out ferociously for several minutes, running our hands through each other’s bodies. Afterwards, we both stripped naked.

She had me sit in her desk chair, then tied my wrists to each armrest and my ankles to each chair leg with silk ribbons. She straddled me, mounted me, wrapped her arms around my neck, and we both gasped as she lowered herself onto my cock. With her breasts jiggling in front of my face, she bounced up and down as she rode me, smiling at me as she did so. My wrists and ankles involuntarily twitched in pleasure against my restraints.
We both moaned as we orgasmed simultaneously, her squirting all over my cock and my cock releasing tremendous amounts of cum as I exploded with such force and pressure inside of her. While I was still gathering myself from post-orgasm shock, she got dressed, putting on a pair of shorts and a tank top.

“Well?” I said. “Aren’t you going to untie me?”

“Actually,” she grinned, and my heart skipped a beat, “My roommate should be back in a few minutes. I thought I’d leave you tied up here as a surprise for her.”

“Wait, what?!” I cried out, desperately trying to wriggle my wrists and ankles free of my restraints, but to no avail.

“It’s no use.” she said, laughing. “I tied you up good, you’re not going anywhere”

She leaned down to face me, still grinning. “She doesn’t know, of course. But don’t worry, she’s really hot.”

She then leaned in to whisper in my ear. “And who knows… maybe you’ll get lucky a second time.“

She cupped my face in her hands, kissed me on the lips, then walked out the door, letting it shut behind her.

I was already getting hard at the thought of Round 2 of chair sex.
Chair sex by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 20, 2023
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chair sex 

when one inserts a chair leg into the female genitalia
Mel likes to pass the time having chair sex
chair sex by lisalisalisalisa April 16, 2008

Chair sex 

The act of sitting down on your chair so hard that it starts squealing and screaming
"Trashy loves chair sex and fucking her chair, that's her bitch!! It was squealing so much!"
Chair sex by Gaythens June 17, 2018

Massage Chair Sex 

You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.
Massage Chair Sex is recommended if your partner is handicapped

chain sex 

Having sex with a person or people continually.
I had chain sex all last night.
chain sex by pete21 July 29, 2018

Your chair is sexy 

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room

Your chair is sexy 

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room
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