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chair chair 

synonym for feces, a.k.a. poo
Grandpa went chair chair on the lawn. Again!
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U.S. Chair Force

This is a derisive term the army uses to mock the USAF for generally having less mandatory physical training or PT.
The U.S. Chair Force only has a 2 mile run!
U.S. Chair Force by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Sneako chair 

A lone chair sitting in sight of the bed for one to sit and watch their significant other receive sex from other people while not participating.

See also: Cuck chair
Every hotel got that sneako chair.
Sneako chair by 36368876 March 19, 2023

Gaming Chair 

A type of chair that gives people aimbot and wallhacks.
4th grader: Bro he is using hack
5th grader: No he is just using a gaming chair
Gaming Chair by The_CX_Corruption August 11, 2018

Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.
"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

chinese chair

Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.
"So, she said she has a Chinese chair... do you want to come over?"
chinese chair by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017

Crying Chair

The saddest part in the thousand of decrepit 'flats' and 'apartments' scattered throughout Ireland. A place where a person of little money or living space goes to weep for eternity.
There the prerequisite crying chair so this apartment must be shit
Crying Chair by scoobydoobydoobydoo September 19, 2012
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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