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chain fail 

As Defined By Paul L. and Ryan S. (Definitely not Coop)
Based On Actual Events

The act of failing that effects multiple persons in a chain effect, whereas the fail is directed at one person but is applicable to surrounding bystanders
Ryan: "Hey guys, do you wanna go to the bar tonight? *pause* oh! thats right you guys aren't 21 wow! chain fail!!"

Group: "wow you're an ass"
chain fail by failsquad April 12, 2008
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Cheat Chain Fail 

When one kid copies answers from a smart kid in class, then another kid copies from him/her, and the someone copies off the kid who copied off the kid who copied from the smart kid, and it turns out the smart kid got the wrong answer, so now the whole class is wrong.
Last time we organized the cheat chain for a test, the nerd of the class, Sarah, actually got the answer wrong, and I failed my test.
Our cheat chain became a cheat chain fail.
Cheat Chain Fail by sunilirioh March 4, 2009

epic chain-fail

Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.

fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail

either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."

physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"

social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."

Chainmail 

When you get those texts or emails saying if you dont forward this to (whatever number it is) something will happen to you. In other words, the most annoying fucking waste of time on the planet.
John: Huh I got a chainmail!

Chainmail: If you do not forward this to 10 people, Carmen will chop off your head.

John: OH SHIT I GOTTA SEND THIS OUT
Chainmail by Doctor Largecock98 November 7, 2010

Chainmail 

Evil stuff. Don’t repost it. Creeps you out. You don’t have to repost it. That’s not the point it’s made by trolls
‘I hate that CHAINMAIL. One of them said a ghost girl was coming to get me!!’
Chainmail by Hannacutebanana December 5, 2019

chainfail 

A number of small fails performed in quick succession, creating a chain of fails.
Matthew slipped on the wet deck at the front of his house, which caused him to fall down the stairs onto the pavement, landing in a pile of dog faeces that his pet left there. Chainfail!

Jamaican chainmail 

Mesh fabric favored for tshirts and singlets (wife beaters) in the Carribean and among Carribean diasphoric populations worldwide.
Delroy kept cool through the long Kingston night by wearing only a 9mm, a pair of shorts, and a Jamaican chainmail wife beater.
Jamaican chainmail by Jah123 May 15, 2009