When you ugly af but u wanna feel what its like to talk to cute girls so you download pics of off some Instagram model/chad and make a fake tinder profile with them
Ever since i started chadfishing ivegotten tons of matches on tinder
When you drink a whole box of Franzia wine and get so drunk that you want to lick your partners ass but you can't say it correctly to ask them so you just go ahead and lick it anyway.
I got so wasted that I stocolate charfished the old lady until she screamed in ecstasy.
chadisha is one of the realist girls you can meet shes rare most guys would want to get with a rare unknown girl. chadisha is the type of girl who dont give two not two or 3 fucks about what a pussy ass nigga or bitch got to say she stay humble to herself. so stop stalking her and get to know her before judging her based on her looks. stupid bitch
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.