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chadfisting

When your giving a blowjob to your bros and you fist them in the mouth and in the ass. After you must call yourself the fistermonster after he cums
I was hanging out with my bro and he was looking hella cute so I started chadfisting him.
chadfisting by Chestermaxerthe67th February 19, 2026
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carfisting 

The act of a female slowly inserting and fucking a vehicle's gear selector.
Stacey put her brand new 2010 Hummer into park at a local Kroger so she could begin carfisting her tight pussy.
carfisting by Dylandam November 13, 2011

Chatfishing 

The act of using chatgpt to catfish on dating sites
So basically the bot was putting my messages and info into ChatGPT and letting it do all the thinking and writing. It was Chatfishing me!
Chatfishing by Swooqity May 4, 2023

Chadfishing 

When you ugly af but u wanna feel what its like to talk to cute girls so you download pics of off some Instagram model/chad and make a fake tinder profile with them
Ever since i started chadfishing ive gotten tons of matches on tinder
Chadfishing by Benisxxddddd October 2, 2018

catfisting 

-fishing for catfish using only bare hands
-fisting a cat
I went catfisting the other day, and caught a catfish
catfisting by anuskamikaze September 3, 2012

Catfisting 

Fishing for catfish using only your bare arm. Also commonly referred to as noodling.
That's a monster fish, how did you catch him? Hook and Line?

No, I did it by catfisting him.
Catfisting by wijim December 16, 2012

catfisting 

A sexual act where you trick someone into thinking you will give them a rimjobbut instead fist them.
I decided to try catfisting last night, boy did my girlfriend get a shock!
catfisting by 2lstgun September 26, 2017
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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everclear & bepsi
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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