cfntf 

CFNTF = CRAPPIE FISHIN NO TRASH FISH

Went crappie fishing today with a friend she caught a large mouth bass .I told her CFNTF in my boat.

cfntf by BHH LURES April 20, 2018

Cuntfussing 

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

Cuntfussing by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Cuntflapaphobia 

noun \kunt fləh pəh fōē bē əh\

: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...

- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)

First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014

Cockhungry Simon does not like women because he suffers from cuntflapaphobia.

Cuntflapaphobia by WelshRuffster September 10, 2014

Cuntfusing 

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

Cuntfusing by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

Cuntfirmed 

Confirmation that a person you know is indeed a cunt.

"You know that guy from my job i thought was a cunt?"

"Yeah."

"Well I invited him to my house to chill for a while and he was cool. After he left though I realized that my canary had been raped. Cuntfirmed."

Cuntfirmed by Brutopian August 24, 2009

Cuntfiddler

One who plays with, and/or fiddles with cunt on a regular basis.

Mary: "I can't believe how good Johnny was last night!"
Eric: "Yeah that's Johnny for you, he's a real cuntfiddler"

Cuntfiddler by SunBro November 4, 2014

cuntfaceshitmaster 

A derogatory term used to describe an individual particularly prone to displaying annoying or irritating tendencies, including those who are otherwise contemptible for any other reason.

Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?'

Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)

Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.

Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'

Teacher: '...'

cuntfaceshitmaster by 2ndEarlofRochester October 24, 2011