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Cuntfussing
/Kunt'fuss'ing/
Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing
(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing
(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
Cuntfussing by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016
Related Words
cfntf • cuntface • cuntflap • cuntfart • cuntfish • Cuntfident • cuntfaggot • cuntflapper • cuntfeatures • cuntfest
Cuntflapaphobia
noun \kunt fləh pəh fōē bē əh\
: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...
- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)
First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014
: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...
- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)
First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014
Cuntflapaphobia by WelshRuffster September 10, 2014
Cuntfusing
When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning
Jeff: " you look really cute today"
Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"
Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"
Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Cuntfusing by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016
Cuntfirmed
"You know that guy from my job i thought was a cunt?"
"Yeah."
"Well I invited him to my house to chill for a while and he was cool. After he left though I realized that my canary had been raped. Cuntfirmed."
"Yeah."
"Well I invited him to my house to chill for a while and he was cool. After he left though I realized that my canary had been raped. Cuntfirmed."
Cuntfirmed by Brutopian August 24, 2009
Cuntfiddler
Mary: "I can't believe how good Johnny was last night!"
Eric: "Yeah that's Johnny for you, he's a real cuntfiddler"
Eric: "Yeah that's Johnny for you, he's a real cuntfiddler"
Cuntfiddler by SunBro November 4, 2014
cuntfaceshitmaster
A derogatory term used to describe an individual particularly prone to displaying annoying or irritating tendencies, including those who are otherwise contemptible for any other reason.
Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?'
Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)
Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.
Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'
Teacher: '...'
Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)
Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.
Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'
Teacher: '...'
cuntfaceshitmaster by 2ndEarlofRochester October 24, 2011
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