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crappie
the derogatory word for capitalists derived from "crapitalist" parodies the word commie that I made the fuck up.
-I love to kill tens of millions every year and then hypocritically blame socialism for the same thing like a scapegoat although I am exeggerating the numbers and making some bullshit and lies the fuck up and never talk about myself.
-Damn, you are such a crappie
-Damn, you are such a crappie
crappie by ZalanBelDahl March 23, 2022
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Crappie Flop
When you loose complete muscle control, then fall to the ground with your limbs thrashing and twitching about uncontrollably.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.
Crappie Flop by Shock Therapy April 25, 2005
Crappie flop
When one meth intake exceeded ones meth tolerance past the point of Spunducky and beyond the point of Twizzle-twacked...the crappie flop stage of meth use is an overdose ending in a violent seizure.
That junkie way over did it on that last one he's on the floor crappie flopping like a fish outta water...
Crappie flop by Ghost Goody 66 August 24, 2017
Crappie flopping
Crappie flopping by anonymous August 19, 2019
Flopping like a crappie
Flopping like a crappie by Jacjoa September 15, 2020
fishing for crappie
Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
fishing for crappie by blackstardust May 7, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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