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Cedarville, NJ 

Cedarville, NJ aka "Skeeterville" is a shit-hole located in Lawrence Twp aka " Lawless" Twp in cumberland county New Jersey. It's shitty hall is run by part time employees that won't even live in the town they work in. The scoundrel members who dictate their whimsies upon the townsfolk are made up of egotistical ass-holes owning business interests in the area. " Skeeterville" is swarming with mosquitoes and any other type of insects that bite. Its the type of place that if you blink while driving you already went thru it and has more hunting clubs than women.
A young couple from Illville, NJ were looking to buy a home and their realtor mentioned there were homes available in Cedarville, NJ to which the buyers commented, " Awesome, it sure would be nice living in a town with no cops."
Cedarville, NJ by jpg3 December 14, 2010
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Cedar Point Speed

A fast walk. The act of walking quickly from coaster in coaster in cedar point to beat those who are simply walking. Cedar point speed is the fastest speed you can get around the park since running is prohibited.
Girl: "Why are you running?"
Guy: "I'm not running, I'm on cedar point speed. I want to beat those kids to the top thrill dragster"
Cedar Point Speed by binksy2KX March 9, 2010

cedar water

Water in lakes and streams in the NJ pine barrens has a brown hue that is reminiscent of iced tea. This is due to a combination of naturally occurring iron in the soil plus the tannic acids from cedar trees. Ignore the other poster's ideas that it is poopy or more likely to harbor zombie fish, or whatever. Some of these places are very pleasant to swim in.
hear i am swiming in the cedar water of lake parvin
cedar water by nipsey russell August 7, 2013
Cesar is someone everyone instantly falls in love with. From first glance,he comes off as shy, but once you get to know him, he can make any boring moment fun. Cesar is caring and sweet and never lets you put yourself down, yet puts himself down a lot. He doesn't realize how wonderful he is even when the whole world thinks he's fucking amazing. Cesar lights up every room he walks into instantly making it the happiest place on earth. He doesn't have a clue of a lot of things going on, especially how much people care about him. He's the guy of your dreams, the best friend you wish you had met sooner, the guy you turn to when everything seems to go to shit.Its indescribable how much Cesar means to people and its unfathomable as to why-- Cesar is just Cesar and he's what makes this world go round.
*sees cesar anywhere* oh my god its cesar!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1 *instant life boost*
Cesar by ersoolah June 11, 2018

Catarina 

Catarina is an amazing girl who has a heart as pure as gold. She is a girl with a strong mind and high level of independence. She is also one of the most beautiful and sexy women you will ever encounter with a smoking body and a smile brighter then the stars. Catarina may provide a challenge but will make you fall in love with her instantaneously. Catarina may also be a sporty and competitive individual who is always just looking to have a fun time.
wow that girl is really incredible,
how can she pull that off?

she's gorgeous,

she's just absolutely amazing.

She's definitely a Catarina
Catarina by honestwriters45 June 18, 2018

Cesar’s Dad 

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD
Cesar’s Dad by FuckJackie November 28, 2018