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Smashing her cervical doors in 

Smashing her cervical doors in is when you take her from behind and thrust so deeply it feels as though you hit a wall.
Alphy smashed Son’s FSW in so hard last night that it felt like he was smashing her cervical doors in. Must mean he has a mega cock!

Cervical Ram

When the mans penis is placed in the woman’s vagina at a high, violent speed causing the woman to be in pain and pleasure at the same time. This action can cause permanent damage to the vaginal walls. It’s very similar to a ship coming into a port too fast and destroyed the dock.
Jayden just tore the bitch up with his cock! I bet he used the cervical ram because his penis is covered in blood again!
Cervical Ram by N1ćkd00śh January 18, 2020

cervical pick-axe 

A penis that is too large for the receiving vagina...it damages the vagina and produces a profuse amount of blood upon withdrawal.

initiates an axe wound.

the opposite of "truck bay"
Phil unleashed his cervical pick-axe last night...do you know how i know?...blood everywhere!

When i broke her in it was cervical pick-axe style...but now i shes a truck bay...a heavy dose of labial whisking happened in between.
cervical pick-axe by Alzo April 26, 2009

Cervical Squids

A form of stomach squids that reside in the cervix.
Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.
Cervical Squids by vingen February 22, 2019

cervical mucus

n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.
After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.

cervical mucous

A clinical term for vaginal cum- it is a white, viscous ejaculation followed by a good roll in the hay. Known for its unique scent and being hard to swallow.
You've got cervical mucous all over your face.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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