Alzo's definitions

Prodigal Penis Syndrome

1)A condition that can afflict a men after a period of unintentional abstainence.

Upon the event of a sexual encounter you become so overjoyed at the prospect that you prematurely ejaculate.Similtaneously initiating another prolonged spell of abstainence.

1)Peter:"I had a case of prodigal penis syndrome last nite"
Sam:"What happened this time man?"
Peter:"She pulled off my trousers and a quart of cum was the only sight that greeted her!"
Sam:"You've earned yourself another couple of months then."

by Alzo April 26, 2009

cervical pick-axe

A penis that is too large for the receiving vagina...it damages the vagina and produces a profuse amount of blood upon withdrawal.

initiates an axe wound.

the opposite of "truck bay"

Phil unleashed his cervical pick-axe last night...do you know how i know?...blood everywhere!

When i broke her in it was cervical pick-axe style...but now i shes a truck bay...a heavy dose of labial whisking happened in between.

by Alzo April 26, 2009

Baby Dolphin

What your penis looks like from a standing position whilst urinating...so called because the foreskin overhangs the tip of the helmet by between half an inch and an inch and the natural curvature of the penis resembles a dolphin.

This is a less extreme version of ant-eater cock.

"when peter was taking a piss he produced a baby dolphin...it was like a surprise trip to seaworld "

by Alzo April 26, 2009