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a young father who enjoys going on adventures.Enjoys spending time with his child and takes great care of her. definitly a responsible father.

definitly not a screw up, somebody who deserves more credit than he receives and is often underated.

often called a hyman slayer wich whould be one to go around and take away virginities of young women. this is a common missunderstanding of the average cerrato.

enjoys biking in the summer time or whenever possible. has weird obsessions with girls in combat boots and suspenders and enjoys following trends of a neo-nazi "skinhead"
Hey you know that cerrato?
"yea"
i saw him with his kid the other day and he seems like a good dad
"really, well its good to know"

the cerrato

The sexual act of inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina and causing maximum excitement for the female. It can only be referred to itself if the action causes the female to orgasm successfully.
Bob totally gave Sally the cerrato last night. I heard her screaming in the other room.
the cerrato by thatoneguyyouknow October 16, 2009

Mike Cerrato 

Sex god.
"OMG, isn't Mike Cerrato so hawwttt?"

"Oh yeah, he's a sex god."
Mike Cerrato by velvetkenzie October 12, 2011

Cerritos High School 

A high school located in the city of cerritos. More than 70% of the students are Asians. Filled with students who are rich and only wear expensive clothing. Has your typical Anime kids, skaters, stoners, hypebeast, and kids who are pressured by their parents to have no social life in order to get good grades. Rival schools are Gahr High School and Artesia High School.
Sally: What school Do you go to ?
Jim: Cerritos High School
Sally: That's cool
Cerritos High School by damp69 February 18, 2019

El Cerrito 

A town in San Francisco Bay Area in California, located in between Richmond (to the north) and Berkeley (to the south). That being said, the combination of people usually varies between ghetto kids and stoners, at least in the younger generation. The area consists of the flatlands (where El Cerrito High, the Plaza, the Cerrito Theater, Nations, etc. are located) and the hills, which is the more residential area. Most people who live in El Cerrito are quite liberal, though not as much as Berkeley. A lot of people smoke weed.
"Man, everybody in El Cerrito smoke weed!"
El Cerrito by ececec February 16, 2010

cerritos 

A city of Cows
A subherb of Los Angeles known for their extensive korean population and huge library
Lets go to Cerritos to get some korean biznatches andsome bul-gogi
cerritos by ABI April 26, 2006
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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