ceratology

the study of horns of animals.

I am not interested in ceratology.

ceratology by uttam maharjan May 31, 2010

Catology 

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.

Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"

Catology by Asteroth February 21, 2010

Crapology 

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

Crapology by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Cartology 

In addition to what a purely literal reading of the word suggests ("the study of maps") it is also the ancient art of divination of future events through maps and charts based on geographical features of the real world. One who is trained in the practice of these sacred rituals is called a Cartologist. This honorable profession is not to be confused with the mere trade of the "Cartographer" who can only be considered a technician in comparison. A true Cartologist has been endowed with the skills to foretell one's path in life by observing the intricate geometrical figures on any kind of topographical map (that is reasonably accurate) depicting the subject's immediate surroundings at the moment of the soothsaying. It has also been described as "navigational forecasting" and "finding one's way" with the clear intention of alluding to the spiritual connotations of said expressions.

We're lost! We will have to consult the map. Is there anyone here who's been inaugurated to the cult of Cartology?
Let the Cartologist read the map! He will know where we're going.

Cartology by MEGATiN! July 21, 2011

cheatology 

The study of cheaters and why they do what they do.

Bro I’ve been cheated on so many times I’m gonna study cheatology

cheatology by Ndnfuxh February 4, 2019

Crapology 

Crapology: the study of anything that does not reach a high standard as set by the majority of stake holders. Subject is generally a singular object or noun that many people submit evidence on to be reviewed by a group. An example might be crap photos of birds. Criteria to be met may include blurred images, poor placement of the subject, poor distance.

Any object may become the subject of a study in its crappiness. The only criteria is that people must volunteer to judge the object objectively without feeling and bias.

Studying the crappiness of any subject requires a PhD in crapology

Crapology by Sparklelarkle November 13, 2021

crapology 

the study of feces to predict the future

Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind

crapology by steve austin July 21, 2004