cerectional facility

A slammer where they send perpetually-horny dudes who display frequent "obvious" arousals between their legs.

To avoid being sent to a cerectional facility, I wear an abdominal cup whenever I have to venture out in public where I'm likely to see voluptuous scantily-clad women; this way, da entire front of my pants bulges out in a huge rounded protrusion while my dick can invisibly rise and fall freely inside da cup's hollow interior, and so it appears to observers like I am merely afflicted with bloated intestines.

cerectional facility by QuacksO July 2, 2023

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Correctional facility

A Correctional facility is a nicer term for the public for a prison.

Welcome, to a Correctional facility, human wastebag!!!

Correctional facility by Hankscolts November 27, 2011

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Sterling Correctional Facility

A prison in the middle of nowhere Well, it's in Sterling, Colorado. They are total a**holes over there in the visiting area. Oh, and they treat my step dad like crap because he is the only one who files things against them!!!! >:(

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Sterling Correctional Facility by daddies grl April 6, 2010

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market correctional facility

During a market correction, the psychic prison to which those normally on the 'outside' are sentenced. The farther stock prices fall, the smaller, darker and colder their corner offices appear, and the more desperately helpless they feel.

Watching stock prices plunge, for reasons beyond anyone's control, the new prisoner confronted his fear of being forced to live like all the other poor inmates, locked in the market correctional facility for life, his one-percenter's luxuries a fading dream of the golden past.

market correctional facility by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020

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Thumb Correctional Facility

A prison in Michigan where assholes whose names are Nick reside

Person1:Hey you know Nick?
Person2:Yeah! He smokes crack and I had sex with him and I'm only 14! and he's 19!!
Person1: that one sick pedophile bastard! he belong in da thumb correctional facility yo!

Thumb Correctional Facility by crackamalibu December 30, 2010

Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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