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cereaus

/ˈsirēəs/
when something doesn't need careful consideration or application that its cartoonishly funny // taking something in a joking and halfhearted manner
P1: hey.. your uncle got into a cereaus car crash today... he drove into a wall :/
P2: OMG!! is he okay?!?
P1: yeah, he's fine, see
*they both look at the wall beside them, a car peels off of the wall, making a car shaped dent*
*P2's uncle stands up, flat*
P2: man this occurance turns me on so much
*P1 and P2 make out as the camera zooms out, a sunset in the background.
by Mxchabearr January 9, 2024
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Cerebus Syndrome

Occurs when something rapidly breaks down from lighthearted and fun to dramatic and serious.
Episode 1: What is cooler than a talking dog? A spelling bee!

Episode 100: At last, the dog reached the bee and trampled him to his death. “There can only be one of us.”

Reader: Cerebus syndrome hit that hard...
by imjustabill June 3, 2021
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Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.
Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.
by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015
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name 30 cereals

an absolutely cruel version of name 5 cereals
most commonly occurs at camps.
man 1- NAME 30 CEREALS
man 2- OH GOD NO, HONEY NUT CHEERIOS
by bananasareforrape April 1, 2011
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5 cereals

A "Prank" to squeeze someones penis and ask them to mention the name of 5 cereals. After they have mentioned 5 cereals, you are suppose to stop squeezing there penis.
(this prank originally was created in SMC)
Raidan said "yo lets do 5 cereals to Owen, he is gonna scream so loud"
"Don't you dare do 5 cereals to me"
by the hussler May 12, 2016
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Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.
Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.
by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015
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Cerebus

Cerebus was a 300 issue series by Dave Sim. It was about life, God, politics and an aadvark. It was, at first, a parody of Conan but then became MUCH more. Don't believe everything you read online about Dave Sim. He isn't as bad as some people want you to believe. Get Cerebus and read it for yourself
I am cerebus-cerebus.
by supafly rabbi December 27, 2004
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