craptology

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1. the branch of biology dealing with the study of feces and all fecal matter; including airborne fecal particles, and also the lesser known fart particles.
2. the study of poo and how it is created; what foods make what type of poo; (i.e. shapes)
3. the study of poo and the meaning of it's colors; what food makes what color of poo.

Related Words: Pootology, Crap 101, Shitonomy, Fecal Fallacies 1002, etc.

For my craptology final I was dissecting my brother's fecal matter, and discovered that the red colors were because of the pills he had ingested earlier for his tummy.

craptology by Osha and Wendy May 3, 2007

Words you can keep

Crapologist

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

Crapologist by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

Related Words

craptology • crapology • crappology • crapnology • craptologist • Capology • crackology • cantology • Carpology • Cartology

Catology

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.

Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"

Catology by Asteroth February 21, 2010

Capology

An apology for accidentally hitting caps lock while typing to someone.

Guy 1: Who's that other person in your pic bro
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human

Capology by Blargle Margle December 20, 2010

Carpology

The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.

Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.

Carpology by patshure May 25, 2015

crackology

Noun.

Crackology is the science of everything to do with crack. This includes but is not limited to; smoking, cooking, selling, and bargaining for crack cocaine. Sometimes referred to as a Crackologist.

Did you ace your final in Crackology 101?

crackology by MundaneThread October 22, 2017

Crapology

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

Crapology by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026