craptology 

cr-ap-to-logy
- noun
1. the branch of biology dealing with the study of feces and all fecal matter; including airborne fecal particles, and also the lesser known fart particles.
2. the study of poo and how it is created; what foods make what type of poo; (i.e. shapes)
3. the study of poo and the meaning of it's colors; what food makes what color of poo.

Related Words: Pootology, Crap 101, Shitonomy, Fecal Fallacies 1002, etc.

For my craptology final I was dissecting my brother's fecal matter, and discovered that the red colors were because of the pills he had ingested earlier for his tummy.

craptology by Osha and Wendy May 3, 2007

Crapologist 

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

Crapologist by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

Catology 

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.

Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"

Catology by Asteroth February 21, 2010

Capology 

An apology for accidentally hitting caps lock while typing to someone.

Guy 1: Who's that other person in your pic bro
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human

Capology by Blargle Margle December 20, 2010

Carpology

The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.

Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.

Carpology by patshure May 25, 2015

crackology

Noun.

Crackology is the science of everything to do with crack. This includes but is not limited to; smoking, cooking, selling, and bargaining for crack cocaine. Sometimes referred to as a Crackologist.

Did you ace your final in Crackology 101?

crackology by MundaneThread October 22, 2017

Crapology 

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

Crapology by Jeff D November 13, 2005