cerael 

The slang word for cereal

Bob: “Hey Rob, you want to get some cerael?”
Rob: “yes Bob. Time for some cerael!!!”

cerael by Beeeeeeeeeeee 🐝 February 29, 2020

Dry Cereal with a Fork 

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

Dry Cereal with a Fork by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021

Cereal Puss 

After banging a girl with your bro, you finish on her puss while your friend blows cheerios on her puss with a vape

"Yo is that a vape?"
"Yea bro, she said she wanted us to give her a cereal puss tonight"

Cereal Puss by Cyphyr February 3, 2018

cereal box French 

A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.

1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.

2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?

Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.

3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.

cereal box French by Janey Canuck July 13, 2012

Cereal Monogamist 

A person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.

Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."

That's a cereal monogamist.

Cereal Monogamist by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012

Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord 

It all started off with with Echo saying

‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’.

the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels.

In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died.

however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace.

it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’

Yo you remember that Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord?
Dudeeeee Yeahhhh that was wild

Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord by Ash_1001 February 16, 2021

Cosby Cereal 

You need these things: 1. Your choice of your favorite Powerade or Gatorade. (Or Four Loko if you're feeling like a hard ass. WARNING: this will probably kill you should you decide to use Four Loko. I'm Sooper srs. Don't do it.). 2. Any type of gummy snack. Whether it be gummy bears or Gushers or gummy worms, etc. 3. Any flavor of Skittles (yes they have to be Skittles. Any Skittles will do but they have to be Skittles).

Then you mix these contents in a bowl and consume them. Then proceed to watch the world around you slow down to a point where you think you are the fastest man alive and proceed to run around the world. When in reality you are having the worst/best (depending on how you look at things) sugar rush in the world and fell into a diabetic coma. There is also the rare occasion that all the questions in the universe will become answered upon consumption, causing you to become insane.

Then you wake up four hours later wondering why your legs are gone.

It's called Cosby Cereal because of the mesh of bright and colorful items used to make this cereal. Much like the sweaters Bill Cosby from The Cosby Show.

Cosby Cereal is the extreme version of fruit loops. EXTREME.

Cosby Cereal by Jak_Smiley December 29, 2013