central valley 

To grab a girls ass and bring her home then have a surprise gangbang

I brought a girl home last night and had some central valley fun!

central valley by π×®=™√€÷¢=[™] [] () July 8, 2014

Central Valley Academy 

Highly looked at school in the area merged within two towns. CVA is a beautiful school with new renovations happening all the time. Although the school is nice and the programs are amazing, the kids inside are not as great. There are a plethora of horse girls, confederate hicks, and nicotine addicts. It isn’t CVA without a banger filled with drugs and alcohol. Also, the group of kids who stand outside of the property smoking cigs. Teachers run from the school in packs quitting left and right. The girls are known to be thots and the boys are nothing great to look at. You’ll see balls filled with baggy sweatpants, spaghetti straps, crocs, cva windbreakers, confederate flag attire, and messy buns/mullets galore. The smell of hot Cheetos and BO waft through the halls as fights erupt in the cafeteria/classroom.

Oh your from Central Valley Academy you must be a thot

Central Valley Academy by skinnypenis0129 July 18, 2019

Central Valley Steamer 

After anal intercourse, your partner backs their butt up to your stomach and farts exploding all over your stomach.

After anal sex, Todd always likes a Central Valley Steamer.

Central Valley Steamer by Hehe Granddad August 6, 2018

Central Valley Chick 

A girl from California, that resides in the Central Valley (Anywhere from Sacramento to Bakersfield), highly concentrated in Merced County. Characterized by her overly teased 1980's hairdo, ripped jeans, cheap jewelry, ghetto flat boots, heavy eyeliner, and tacky squared acrylic nails embellished with everything from rhinestones to Hello Kitty figurines. Will carry something with an animal print, usually the phone cover or purse. She is loud and makes an attempt to be the life of the party. Not a smart girl. Most attend Beauty school or some kind of for-profit "College" like Kaplan, Heald, University of the Phoenix, etc.
(It is not a compliment to be a Central Valley Chick)
*Note: Not all girls from the Valley fit the description above

"I am not going to tease my hair, I do not want to look like a Central Valley Chick!"

"Girl that outfit makes you look like a Central Valley Chick, loose the ripped jeans!"

Central Valley Chick by TheOtherGuy24 August 20, 2011

Central Valley Academy 

Ah yes beautiful CVA located in Central New York. What more can you ask for when you have athletic boners and girls that think very highly of themselves. If you’re like me, you think they look very silly for trying so hard. I wish they new you’re popularity in k-12 isn’t going to go on a job/college resume. welp CVA just about sucks other than some of the teachers, classes and the cafeteria is pretty nice but the food is a 4-5 depending on the day. Friday’s are the best because not only is it going to be “ Friday Night Lights” nor the weekend it’s PIZZA DAYY like that’s a good day to come to school.

person from CVA: i’m from CVA
person not from CVA: Who?

person from CVA: you know Central Valley Academy

person not from CVA: Who?

Central Valley Academy by bootyboootyboobies September 15, 2019

valley central

A decent school with racist staff and teachers! No black teachers, strict dress codes for the pervy teachers, and a shitty football team. At least the juniors and seniors are hot, though.

And Ms. Ostner over in the middle school😉

Warwick is better than Valley Central

valley central by thehottestbitchwithanass September 5, 2021

valley central

A school in where the ninth grade is filled with cartoony ass motherfuckers. There's dream stans, basic white bitches, incels, shitty athletes, it's an all around shithole.

"My dream in life is to drop out of Valley Central."

valley central by VCsNobody September 6, 2021