A decent school with racist staff and teachers! No black teachers, strict dress codes for the pervy teachers, and a shitty football team. At least the juniors and seniors are hot, though.

And Ms. Ostner over in the middle school😉
by thehottestbitchwithanass September 5, 2021
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A school in where the ninth grade is filled with cartoony ass motherfuckers. There's dream stans, basic white bitches, incels, shitty athletes, it's an all around shithole.
"My dream in life is to drop out of Valley Central."
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a shit school with shittier ppl and a lot of idiots, a bunch of innocent scumbags who think they’re cool.
Bro I go to Genesee Valley Central Schools and I think I look good in a mullet
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To grab a girls ass and bring her home then have a surprise gangbang
I brought a girl home last night and had some central valley fun!
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Highly looked at school in the area merged within two towns. CVA is a beautiful school with new renovations happening all the time. Although the school is nice and the programs are amazing, the kids inside are not as great. There are a plethora of horse girls, confederate hicks, and nicotine addicts. It isn’t CVA without a banger filled with drugs and alcohol. Also, the group of kids who stand outside of the property smoking cigs. Teachers run from the school in packs quitting left and right. The girls are known to be thots and the boys are nothing great to look at. You’ll see balls filled with baggy sweatpants, spaghetti straps, crocs, cva windbreakers, confederate flag attire, and messy buns/mullets galore. The smell of hot Cheetos and BO waft through the halls as fights erupt in the cafeteria/classroom.
Oh your from Central Valley Academy you must be a thot
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After anal intercourse, your partner backs their butt up to your stomach and farts exploding all over your stomach.
After anal sex, Todd always likes a Central Valley Steamer.
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A girl from California, that resides in the Central Valley (Anywhere from Sacramento to Bakersfield), highly concentrated in Merced County. Characterized by her overly teased 1980's hairdo, ripped jeans, cheap jewelry, ghetto flat boots, heavy eyeliner, and tacky squared acrylic nails embellished with everything from rhinestones to Hello Kitty figurines. Will carry something with an animal print, usually the phone cover or purse. She is loud and makes an attempt to be the life of the party. Not a smart girl. Most attend Beauty school or some kind of for-profit "College" like Kaplan, Heald, University of the Phoenix, etc.
(It is not a compliment to be a Central Valley Chick)
*Note: Not all girls from the Valley fit the description above
"I am not going to tease my hair, I do not want to look like a Central Valley Chick!"

"Girl that outfit makes you look like a Central Valley Chick, loose the ripped jeans!"
by TheOtherGuy24 August 16, 2011
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