cellyfish 

A person who is quiet and does not talk much. Think of an enigma and you have Cellyfish.

Wow why won't she play games with us, she is such a cellyfish.

cellyfish by GoodDaddyIssues August 19, 2020

Jellyfish Backbone 

Jellyfish backbone is a person who says one thing but does the opposite and blames others.

My boss has a Jellyfish backbone.
She speaks of standards and holding employees accountable for results. But, every time she has the chance to prove her statement she makes excuses and does nothing.

Jellyfish Backbone by Mr. Harrahs March 5, 2014

Superfast Jellyfish 

A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.

Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!

Superfast Jellyfish by VoltFlare June 14, 2010

jellyfish slap 

When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.

Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.

jellyfish slap by Drdog March 16, 2014

santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

santorum jellyfish by mrcyn November 19, 2013

You wish jellyfish 

a popular phrase to deny someone of something

"Will you go out with me?", 'You wish jellyfish!'

You wish jellyfish by Hanrahan May 21, 2008

fresh water jellyfish 

Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.

Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.

fresh water jellyfish by jonny5000 June 14, 2009