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Noun:A woman of highly questionable values.A woman that is not at all desirable,however is used for a one night stand.
Hey lets take Chris and Justin down to the club and try to score them some skeezers
by jonny5000 June 19, 2009

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Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.
Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.
by jonny5000 June 04, 2009

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verb:to touch or cop a feel.
Hey did you see Clint totally swcoge a feel on that couger last night
by jonny5000 June 19, 2009

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