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celloboy
someone (a male) who is objectively mid at cello yet thinks he could bust out dvorak (or the likes) within a year; naturally, will probably have the self-confidence of ur dog after pooping at the base of a tree and an ego the size of the internet
celloboy by celloboy enthusiast April 24, 2022
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cellybo • cellbow • cellborg • Cellbonded • cellbonics • cellboy • celloboy • cellybeary • Cellydonio • Cell Bone
cellborg
noun - A person who has completely merged with their cell phone. Fairly indistinguishable from a schizophrenic, as it is difficult to determine if they are talking to themselves, or to spider demons at large.
Play on "cyborg" q.v. and a merger of cell (phone) + "Borg" q.v.
Play on "cyborg" q.v. and a merger of cell (phone) + "Borg" q.v.
That guy is such a cellborg! He was sitting on the toilet, wheeling and dealing!
Don't be such a cellborg! Take that piece of crap outta your ear once in a while!
Don't be such a cellborg! Take that piece of crap outta your ear once in a while!
cellborg
Any pretentious person with a blinking Bluetooth device in their ear and their cellphone either proudly displayed on their hip or hidden in a pocket or purse. The Bluetooth light reminds you that they're not insane, just complete tools.
cellbow
the medical condition of stiff and/or painful elbows brought about by holding a cell phone to the ear every waking and driving minute.
"Sorry officer, I could have avoided the errant penguin if I didn't have a painful cellbow condition".
cellbow by Dean Morris August 6, 2003
cellbonics
is the practice of shortening all of your words to initials, symbols, and things that can't be understood by anyone for texting.
My kids complain all the time about my cellbonics and expect me to type out each word correctly, even though they have qwerty pads and I do not.
cellbonics by foodtopia February 4, 2010
Cellbonded
Cellbonded by Daydreamer13 May 22, 2016
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