Rude and annoying usage of a cell phone in public, caused by a ridiculous novelty ring or a personal and private conversation conducted in a loud voice and obnoxious manner. Common in classrooms, elevators, and cramped bus stops.
That guys cellphonery on the elevator ruined my day.
Turn off your ringers in class, we don't need any cellphonery in here.
Turn off your ringers in class, we don't need any cellphonery in here.
by pc_guitarguy December 13, 2008
Get the cellphonery mug.A series of movements one undertakes whilst attempting to find cellphone reception, resulting in an impromptu tai chi-like dance. The Cellphone Tai Chi generally involves the person holding their cellphone in the air while simultaneously walking slowly in circles.
Jiminy: Man, the reception here is really bad.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.
by Emily in Australia January 31, 2010
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An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.
After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
Get the cellphone magnet implants mug.A Novel written on a cellphone or written on a computer with the intent of the book being veiwed on cellphone screens, so chapters are usually written shorter so there is little to no need for scrolling.
Chapter 187 of the cellphone novel: Secondhand Memories by Takatsu
We walked in silence for a while.
The twinkling lights in the neighbourhood slowly one by one were snuffed out, like candles.
But yet, this was not a depressing thought. As people turned off their lights, the night would gently embrace everyone with peace.
Hush. The night was our lullaby.
I glanced at my handphone. It was 12 already. I hadn’t realized I had spent so much time in the hospital.
“It’s really late isn’t it?” I asked no one in particular.
We walked in silence for a while.
The twinkling lights in the neighbourhood slowly one by one were snuffed out, like candles.
But yet, this was not a depressing thought. As people turned off their lights, the night would gently embrace everyone with peace.
Hush. The night was our lullaby.
I glanced at my handphone. It was 12 already. I hadn’t realized I had spent so much time in the hospital.
“It’s really late isn’t it?” I asked no one in particular.
by sakakikala September 12, 2009
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by Old Redneck Troll December 28, 2005
Get the cellphone mug.The Cellphone Terrorist has the capability to disrupt classes without even being present. They will leave their belongings in class as they go for a bathroom break when, suddenly, the sound of "My Humps" fills the room. Yes, that's The Cellphone Terrorists new ring tone for this week and it isn't going to stop until they return. Those unfortunate enough to be sitting beside The Cellphone Terrorist will hang their head in shame as piercing gazes are shot directly their way.
Upon return, The Cellphone Terrorist will usually check their missed calls and proceed to call said person back by means of a covert coat-over-the-head technique that they have perfected.
Upon return, The Cellphone Terrorist will usually check their missed calls and proceed to call said person back by means of a covert coat-over-the-head technique that they have perfected.
*phone rings*
Jen: Hey Beth...oh yeah I know. OK I'll be there tonight. Yeah I'm in class right now, just call me back later with directions. I'll call Cindy right now and let her know.
Andrew: She is never off her phone and we are reviewing for the final.
Jake: I know man, that girl is a cellphone terrorist.
Jen: Hey Beth...oh yeah I know. OK I'll be there tonight. Yeah I'm in class right now, just call me back later with directions. I'll call Cindy right now and let her know.
Andrew: She is never off her phone and we are reviewing for the final.
Jake: I know man, that girl is a cellphone terrorist.
by Hector Jr October 7, 2008
Get the cellphone terrorist mug.When someone tries to bypass an awkward situation when they're around people they have nothing to say to by pretending to be busy doing something with their cell phone. In fact, they know they're just looking at old text messages and lightly tapping the buttons or something.
Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.
Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.
(One person is on the elevator when another person they KINDA know steps on)
Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.
Sue: Yeah it sure is!
....(awkward silence)
(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)
(Bob who knows them both enters)
Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?
Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.
Sue: Yeah it sure is!
....(awkward silence)
(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)
(Bob who knows them both enters)
Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?
by Justaguy295720957 July 21, 2009
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