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calloused balls 

when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous
Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls

beat callous 

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.
"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."

Calluseats 

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.
Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?
Calluseats by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010
emotionally hardened; cold-blooded and indurate to public opinion;
I have become so callous towards your constant critizizam
Callous by Eloise. December 17, 2008

Carlouse 

The bestest friend that any could ever ask for! Funny, cute, nice, smart, creative and inspiring. Has an adorable smile and laugh. The person that you know will always be there for you. Comes up with super weird ideas sometimes, but they always work out somehow. Whenever someone is around a Carlouse they can't help but smile. Carlouse's are creative and artistic. Also known as Panda or CarlouseCrankster.
Ahhh, he's so adorable!
Of course he is, he's Carlouse.

Wow! That drawing looks so cool!
Yeah man, Carlouse drew it!

Beer callous 

When opening too many twist off beer bottle caps, you develop callouses on the fingers involved.
Did you see the beer callouses on that guy, he must be a bartender.
Beer callous by Mdigger March 23, 2010