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calloused balls
when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous
calloused balls by gumless but with brushed teeth January 1, 2011
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beat callous
Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.
beat callous by The Beater 22222 August 6, 2009
Calluseats
The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.
Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!
Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?
Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?
Calluseats by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010
Callous
I have become so callous towards your constant critizizam
Carlouse
The bestest friend that any could ever ask for! Funny, cute, nice, smart, creative and inspiring. Has an adorable smile and laugh. The person that you know will always be there for you. Comes up with super weird ideas sometimes, but they always work out somehow. Whenever someone is around a Carlouse they can't help but smile. Carlouse's are creative and artistic. Also known as Panda or CarlouseCrankster.
Ahhh, he's so adorable!
Of course he is, he's Carlouse.
Wow! That drawing looks so cool!
Yeah man, Carlouse drew it!
Of course he is, he's Carlouse.
Wow! That drawing looks so cool!
Yeah man, Carlouse drew it!
Carlouse by secretsecretshammywammy March 5, 2011
Beer callous
Beer callous by Mdigger March 23, 2010
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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