Cellou 

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything.

Cellou is VERY FREESH

Cellou by FRESH_MAN December 15, 2016

beat callous 

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.

"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."

beat callous by The Beater 22222 August 6, 2009

celluwhore 

(N). 1. A person who talks on a cell phone in an inappropriate place, causing a disruption to the people around them, thus negating the purpose of talking on one in the first place.

2. One who talks loudly on a cell phone in a public place about trivial stuff to feel/sound important. Used as a fake symbol of status.

I was shopping in the grocery aisle when I was bombarded by this loud obnoxious celluwhore who was shouting his grocery list into the phone.

celluwhore by boggler October 21, 2005

Cellulite Tetris

When two overweight people attempt to have sex.

Hey chubbs, how bout a game of Cellulite Tetris?

Cellulite Tetris by Aggressive Neutrality December 10, 2010

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is also a famous song. The original cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.

Maya is such a cellotato.

Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

Cellular Paranoia 

When a person feels like everyone decided to hate them all at once because no matter who they call or text, no one will respond. Generally this is followed by the person calling every single contact in their phonebook, in order to alleviate the condition. Some will also call others off a different person's phone, to see if they are actually being ignored.

Marry had a horrible case of Cellular Paranoia; she called everyone she knew from a payphone to see if they would answer.

Cellular Paranoia by crazytexan182 December 23, 2009

celloboy 

someone (a male) who is objectively mid at cello yet thinks he could bust out dvorak (or the likes) within a year; naturally, will probably have the self-confidence of ur dog after pooping at the base of a tree and an ego the size of the internet

cars run away from celloboy

celloboy by celloboy enthusiast April 24, 2022