celebristake 

Being mistaken for a celebrity

“Excuse me, Sir, but are you Brad Pitt? “
“No, I’m your gardener. I believe you’ve made a celebristake.

celebristake by Mike6678 November 2, 2017

Celebristalk 

(a portmanteau of Celebrity and Stalk)

v; to follow what celebrities are doing at all times via Twitter, Myspace, or Facebook.

n; Celebristalker (see UD definition)

note: Can be used to describe actually stalking Celebrities, though the original definition of Celebristalk is intended to be a bit more harmless. Also, some Celebrities are easier to Celebristalk than others. (i.e. John Mayer)

"I don't really use twitter for anything but Celebristalking. ...and I'm finding out that my favorite celebrities are incredibly boring."

"Oh man! I just found out that Miley Cyrus is on twitter! I am SO going to Celebristalk her."

Celebristalk by isthiscanon July 1, 2009

Celebristalker 

n. Someone who's added celebrities to his/her Facebook, MySpace, or Twitter to, essentially, stalk them.

v. Celebristalking
adj. Celebristalky

note: Can be used to describe someone who actually stalks Celebrities, though the original definition of a Celebristalker is generally quite harmless.

"Why did Dave feel the need to tell us what John Mayer tweeted about last night? He's such a celebristalker."

"So I was celebristalking Nigel Lythgoe and he left his Deep Vein Thrombosis tights in the hotel room! Lol!"

Celebristalker by isthiscanon June 29, 2009

Celebroshake 

A pre-composed, interactive handshake between friends reserved for special, accomplished moments that require a grand display of achievement. A celebroshake can include, but is not limited to handshakes, stunts, and dances.

Friend One: "Dude! You just sunk the last cup in our championship beer pong match!"

Friend Two: "Dude! I Know!"

Friend One: "Dude!"

Friend Two: "Dude!"

Both: "WHOAAAAAAAA!!!" (cue celebroshake)

Celebroshake by Millennial Falcon May 15, 2014

celebritage 

a personal montage played in one's mind in order to honor the memory of a recently deceased celebrity.

"Patrick Swayze died today?"
"Yeah I heard earlier"
"I need a minute"
...
"Okay I'm back. I had to absorb the full effect of his celebritage. Man, he was good in Dirty Dancing"

celebritage by lexemecttee September 15, 2009

Celebriscare 

The specific terror or anxiety you feel when a famous person’s name is trending on twitter and your heart drops. That specific moment before you find out if they’re dead or racist or both and then when you find out they’re alive you tweet a relieved reaction picture and say “Me!”

“Guy Fieri was trending on Twitter and I thought the cholesterol had finally come for him, but it was just a Celebriscare! He’s just promoting his new ice cream line, “Frosted Tip and Dots”.”

Celebriscare by busstress98mf August 28, 2019

celebritate 

the act of behaving like a celebrity i.e., speaking in a specific way, always being ready for pictures, sharing little to no personal information etc.

This year, I want to learn how to celebritate.

celebritate by thewholeworldussy February 20, 2022