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A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.
Make tp at baal you telebitch!
Telebitch by SCM4Real April 22, 2009

Celibitch 

When a woman acts like a bitch because she hasn't had sex in a very long time. Coined by Mike in 2009.
Ari has been acting like a real celibitch ever since she and her boyfriend broke up 2 years ago.
Celibitch by darkolive November 14, 2010

Celibitch 

A girl who is not a virgin, but abstains from sex because she is bitter about past relationships
After the club I took Liza to my apartment and literally slept with her, because apparently she is a celibitch.
Celibitch by riggawaggel October 8, 2011

celebitchy 

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitchy"; can be used as a noun or an adjective, although "celebitch" is the more correct noun usage.

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female person who is considered, by the majority of people (especially men), to be a bitch.
High-profile, media-whore attorney, celebitchy Gloria Allred is such a man-hater; she thinks every woman is always innocent.
celebitchy by mike87111 July 6, 2011
A person who has promised to God to never have sex.
My friend is celebite, he will stay a virgin for the rest of his life. How sad...
Celebite by Dreamcastor February 2, 2009

celebitician 

A politician who has garnered celebrity status.
Kennedy was a celebitician and Obama is a celebitician.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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