celebitter 

Celebitter is a temporary feeling experienced by a person who has not had sex for a long period of time and who does not intend to have sex in the near future. This person might go through short periods of bitterness due to lack of sexual activity.

Mary: "What's the matter with you?"
Jane: "Oh don't mind me. I haven't been with a guy in months and I'm just feeling a little celebitter."

celebitter by ineptangel March 14, 2011

celeriter

The pimpenest guy ever. aka celeriter

Latin for swiftly or quickly

Celeriter play counter-strike.

celeriter by Celeriter (matt) March 8, 2005

Celebite

A person who has promised to God to never have sex.

My friend is celebite, he will stay a virgin for the rest of his life. How sad...

Celebite by Dreamcastor February 2, 2009

celebuttry 

The discovery that a minor celebrity you believe to be meh or fig has, in fact, an amazing bum.

Joe: Hey hon why don't we watch Glee?

Mary: I thought you hated that show?

Joe: I did. But that was before I realized Leah Michelle was a Celebuttry!

celebuttry by barec2 January 6, 2014

celebite

The word celebite means a person who promises to GOD, "no sex".

For exmaple some who kills someone and then he makes a promise to "no sex" then for then he "no sex".

celebite by Markesha February 4, 2005

cleitter

sexiest guy in school with big dick hella funny and charming and acleitter can many girls

me: bro i pull hella girls.
friend: your becoming a cleitter bro

cleitter by oh yeaaaaaaa oh yeaaa April 15, 2019

Celebater 

A person, usually a man, who gets married, thinking that he will now have a steady source of sexual pleasure, only to find out that even being a provider of a good and steady quotient of Honey Due Projects being done on time, is not going to get him any more Poontang!, than if he just sat in the Living room, watching Sports on tv, with his now way dead dirty socks hanging half way off his really smelly feet! Hence his need to celebrate the fact that he is now a good and steady Celebater!

"Aei there Bill! Did you hear about Rince? Well, he got married to that gorgeous Josephine! And straight away she turned him into a Celebater!"

Celebater by Bruce Bombastico December 23, 2021