celebitter

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Celebitter is a temporary feeling experienced by a person who has not had sex for a long period of time and who does not intend to have sex in the near future. This person might go through short periods of bitterness due to lack of sexual activity.

Mary: "What's the matter with you?"
Jane: "Oh don't mind me. I haven't been with a guy in months and I'm just feeling a little celebitter."

celebitter by ineptangel March 14, 2011

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celeriter

The pimpenest guy ever. aka celeriter

Latin for swiftly or quickly

Celeriter play counter-strike.

celeriter by Celeriter (matt) March 8, 2005

Related Words

celebitter • celebite • Celebater • celebuttry • celeriter • cleitter

Celebite

A person who has promised to God to never have sex.

My friend is celebite, he will stay a virgin for the rest of his life. How sad...

Celebite by Dreamcastor February 2, 2009

celebuttry

The discovery that a minor celebrity you believe to be meh or fig has, in fact, an amazing bum.

Joe: Hey hon why don't we watch Glee?

Mary: I thought you hated that show?

Joe: I did. But that was before I realized Leah Michelle was a Celebuttry!

celebuttry by barec2 January 6, 2014

celebite

The word celebite means a person who promises to GOD, "no sex".

For exmaple some who kills someone and then he makes a promise to "no sex" then for then he "no sex".

celebite by Markesha February 4, 2005

cleitter

sexiest guy in school with big dick hella funny and charming and acleitter can many girls

me: bro i pull hella girls.
friend: your becoming a cleitter bro

cleitter by oh yeaaaaaaa oh yeaaa April 15, 2019

Celebater

A person, usually a man, who gets married, thinking that he will now have a steady source of sexual pleasure, only to find out that even being a provider of a good and steady quotient of Honey Due Projects being done on time, is not going to get him any more Poontang!, than if he just sat in the Living room, watching Sports on tv, with his now way dead dirty socks hanging half way off his really smelly feet! Hence his need to celebrate the fact that he is now a good and steady Celebater!

"Aei there Bill! Did you hear about Rince? Well, he got married to that gorgeous Josephine! And straight away she turned him into a Celebater!"

Celebater by Bruce Bombastico December 23, 2021

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026