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Coldpatch
"Coldpatch" usually refers to an overweight female. Focal point of a Coldpatch is the area of skin behind the arms. As more weigh is gained, poor blood circulation follows leaving the skin behind the arms cold and patchy.
Guy: Hey bro, that girl over there needs to work out, look at them arms!
Other guy: Yea, she's a "Coldpatch for sure"
Other guy: Yea, she's a "Coldpatch for sure"
Coldpatch by angryorchard141 November 9, 2012
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colebatch • Colbatch • celebitch • celebitchy • Cleatched • Coldpatch • colebating • Colefatcunt • cleat chaser • Code Bitches
Colefatcunt
Arising from the ancient Irish word, Darfatcunt. An overly large vaginal region that is caused from separation of the pubic bone from someone "hitting the bottom". People who display a colefatcunt are usually named Travis and have hair and batches surrounding them at all points on their body.
Travis Colefatcunt.
Colefatcunt by pdizz30 October 28, 2011
Cleatched
celebitchy
A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitchy"; can be used as a noun or an adjective, although "celebitch" is the more correct noun usage.
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female person who is considered, by the majority of people (especially men), to be a bitch.
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female person who is considered, by the majority of people (especially men), to be a bitch.
High-profile, media-whore attorney, celebitchy Gloria Allred is such a man-hater; she thinks every woman is always innocent.
celebitchy by mike87111 July 6, 2011
CleatChaser
Another word for a gold-digger except this womans forte' is chasing pro athletes preferrably NFL Players!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CleatChaser by Mo $ March 30, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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