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Coldpatch 

"Coldpatch" usually refers to an overweight female. Focal point of a Coldpatch is the area of skin behind the arms. As more weigh is gained, poor blood circulation follows leaving the skin behind the arms cold and patchy.
Guy: Hey bro, that girl over there needs to work out, look at them arms!

Other guy: Yea, she's a "Coldpatch for sure"
Coldpatch by angryorchard141 November 9, 2012
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Colefatcunt

Arising from the ancient Irish word, Darfatcunt. An overly large vaginal region that is caused from separation of the pubic bone from someone "hitting the bottom". People who display a colefatcunt are usually named Travis and have hair and batches surrounding them at all points on their body.
Travis Colefatcunt.
Colefatcunt by pdizz30 October 28, 2011

celebitch 

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitch."

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.
Meda-whore attorney, Gloria Allred, is such a celebitch. She thinks all men are guilty of something.
celebitch by mike87111 July 6, 2011

Cleatched 

The noise of something squishing and wet being squished.
The slime ball cleatched when I stepped on it
Cleatched by Yetepete June 29, 2020

celebitchy 

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitchy"; can be used as a noun or an adjective, although "celebitch" is the more correct noun usage.

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female person who is considered, by the majority of people (especially men), to be a bitch.
High-profile, media-whore attorney, celebitchy Gloria Allred is such a man-hater; she thinks every woman is always innocent.
celebitchy by mike87111 July 6, 2011

CleatChaser 

Another word for a gold-digger except this womans forte' is chasing pro athletes preferrably NFL Players!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man that bitch aint nothing but a cleatchaser look how she sweating those football players.
CleatChaser by Mo $ March 30, 2008