celebian
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calebian by maryyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 18, 2007
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celebrian
Either:
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.
celebrian by Badfic Addict December 30, 2007
Celebrian
Either:
1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
Celebrian by Badfic Addict January 8, 2009
celesbian
quite simply this term is a contraction of "celebrity" and "lesbian". Of course that means that she's famous, even if only for the Warholian 15 minutes, or for much longer.
Ellen Degeneres is a notorious celesbian. She was the first to "come out" on TV. Thing about that is, the lovely Laura Dern should've been kissing me instead ; )
2. Other celesbians are Melissa Etheridge (she "came out" during Prez. Bill Clinton's inaugeration bashola), k d lang, Tracy Chapman, the Indigo Girls, Phranc, Amanda Bearce, Candace Gingrich, Dick Chaney's daughter (yes), Rosey O'Donnell and many more.
2. Other celesbians are Melissa Etheridge (she "came out" during Prez. Bill Clinton's inaugeration bashola), k d lang, Tracy Chapman, the Indigo Girls, Phranc, Amanda Bearce, Candace Gingrich, Dick Chaney's daughter (yes), Rosey O'Donnell and many more.
celesbian by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 27, 2010