Either:
1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any
fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "
lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has
never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the
anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.