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celebmentia

the disease of the mind and spirit that those who acheive some degree of fame get after a prolonged sense of entitlement they get from said fame.
kanye west exhibited advanced celebmentia when he interrupted and crashed the young singer's acceptance speech for the award she had just won.
celebmentia by em bee kay1 September 15, 2009

Celebext 

Short for celibate text. When you receive a booty call via text message (or sext, if you will) but do not wish to oblige, it is the rejecting response text that brings the lustful thoughts to a halt.
Person 1: Last night he texted me "hey wanna come over?" and I really just didn't feel like doing anything
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I just sent him a celebext back that said "I just demolished an entire pizza and am feeling like a fat lazy slob so maybe another time?"
Celebext by Jita August 11, 2010

celeberties 

By the way the list did not Elvis,The Beatles, Elton John,Bruce Springtien or the other celeberties that MJ haters keep mentioning.
celeberties by Lady Motown December 30, 2004

celebant 

used to describe a state of NO SEX! or so says 16 year old boys who do no realise that the correct word is, in fact, celebate
I bet you i can stay celebant for 4 months! actually make that 3
celebant by melodious-joy September 16, 2006

Celebeatin 

celebrating with masturbation.
Richard-congrats on that promotion James! Want to go out for some drinks after work to celebrate?

James-Thanks for the offer buddy but I've already committed myself to a night of Celebeatin!
Celebeatin by Mr. Squeeby October 23, 2011

celebant 

Celibate for idiots. My friends tried to argue with me over it.
Hold up!!! What ya'll tryna say :kiss: ...You mean I homie can't stay celebant if he wants to??
celebant by Joran September 16, 2006
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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