celcium

A very small inconsequential person; A person having an abnormally large victim complex; see: celciumism

You are being a real big celcium right now.

by Not Prismar April 13, 2023

celcium

A very small, inconsequential person; A person having an abnormally large victim complex; see: celciumism or little man syndrome

You are being a real big celcium right now.

by Not Prismar April 13, 2023

Calcium Cannons

When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.

“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”

by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022

calcium

gives you strong bones

i ate 100 thousand pounds of calcium and now i have bones as strong as...bone

by swalm June 25, 2006

cellium

cellium is a little virgin gaymer who keyboards on cod because he gets bullied by kids even tho hes homeschooled

this guy is such a cellium bro wtf

by ILLey_ April 9, 2017

calciumiest

adj. Describes a situation in which one's bones are of high sustainability. Able to withstand the opposition of sticks and stones with the greatest degree of efficiency beyond epic proportions. Occurs at the most explosive rate while choppin wood during a barrage of comments flung from someone who is washin dishes bluffing to cut a donkey. A #1 stunna is commonly refered to as being the calciumiest in most areas of his habitat.

I am the calciumiest when roamin the streets. If I forget my golds, then Lil' Twim is calciumiest.

by Carpet Cancer March 12, 2008

my celium

A phrase used by biology nerds in place of my bad.

Jessica: "You broke my slide of a rare deuteromycota!"
Marcus: "Whoops. My celium."

by Sarahhh December 16, 2005