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celard

Powerful gang or mafia leader. Particularly short in stature but don’t let that fool you. They are some of the most terrifying people to come across in a dark alley. Celards are naturally sexy and born rulers.
Did you know Connor was a celard?

Yes of course, Connor is a sexy leader!
by drewstone January 24, 2021
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Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra
Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."
by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010
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cellardoor

According to Donnie Darko's english teacher, a famous linguist once said that CellarDoor was the most beautiful phrase in the english language.
by copilot August 13, 2003
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Clard

A clinically retarded person, typically with an IQ of lower than 70.
Ethan you’re a clard.
by youngqwerty April 25, 2019
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CELtard

Someone who's so god damn retarded that they believe that anyone other than Alex Mashinsky was responsible for the implosion of the Celsius Network crypto ponzi scam. Their favorite conspiracy theories are that Celsius shareholder/creditor Simon Dixon or FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried did it. 🤡🚫🧠
CELtards are such morons that they actually BELIEVE that CEL tokens have intrinsic value even though the company is now defunct.
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cetards

Retarded or gay fans of john cena,Who think cena can wrestle but in reality he can't wrestle for shit.Usually cena fans r retarded 5 yr olds, gays OR girls.
5 yr old- Dad ,lets go and watch wwe ,I want 2 see cena wrestle.
dad- watch cena wrestle???? u must b kiddin he barely does 5 moves and U call that wrestling, don't b a cetard, son. I hate
cetards.
by CFCWWEISMYLIFE. March 18, 2008
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Celary Trick

The act of shoving a stick of celery up your ass to distract another person.
MacGruber used the old celary trick to distract the guards.
by Dat1n1gga September 20, 2010
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