celard 

Powerful gang or mafia leader. Particularly short in stature but don’t let that fool you. They are some of the most terrifying people to come across in a dark alley. Celards are naturally sexy and born rulers.

Did you know Connor was a celard?

Yes of course, Connor is a sexy leader!

celard by drewstone January 24, 2021

Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra

“Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."

Clard-on by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010

cellardoor 

According to Donnie Darko's english teacher, a famous linguist once said that CellarDoor was the most beautiful phrase in the english language.

cellardoor by copilot August 13, 2003

Clard 

A clinically retarded person, typically with an IQ of lower than 70.

Ethan you’re a clard.

Clard by youngqwerty April 25, 2019

CELtard 

Someone who's so god damn retarded that they believe that anyone other than Alex Mashinsky was responsible for the implosion of the Celsius Network crypto ponzi scam. Their favorite conspiracy theories are that Celsius shareholder/creditor Simon Dixon or FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried did it. 🤡🚫🧠

CELtards are such morons that they actually BELIEVE that CEL tokens have intrinsic value even though the company is now defunct.

CELtard by Not_Otis_Davis 🍋🗜️💩💰 September 24, 2023

cetards 

Retarded or gay fans of john cena,Who think cena can wrestle but in reality he can't wrestle for shit.Usually cena fans r retarded 5 yr olds, gays OR girls.

5 yr old- Dad ,lets go and watch wwe ,I want 2 see cena wrestle.
dad- watch cena wrestle???? u must b kiddin he barely does 5 moves and U call that wrestling, don't b a cetard, son. I hate
cetards.

cetards by CFCWWEISMYLIFE. March 18, 2008

Celary Trick 

The act of shoving a stick of celery up your ass to distract another person.

MacGruber used the old celary trick to distract the guards.

Celary Trick by Dat1n1gga September 20, 2010