Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra

“Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."

Clard-on by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010

Chard-on 

A hard-on or insatiable desire to consume a glass of Chardonnay. It is the craving a wine connoisseur gets at a fine-dining restaurant, upper-class social gathering, opera, or cultural event. It is the need to simultaneously quench and tingle your palate combined with a need to exude subtle snobbery that can only be accomplished with a glass of a fine white wine (most commonly, a light Chardonnay).

I can't wait to get out of work, go home, and open up a bottle of Chateau Montelena 2005. I've had a Chard-on since my lunch break.

Chard-on by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009

to put one's card on the table

To be honest about your feelings and intentions

I thought it was time to put one's card on the table.

to put one's card on the table by Coolest of All May 11, 2017

Card on

A woman hard on for when a male is buying her alot of stuff with his credit card. Esentially, gets horny when money (credit cards) is spent on her.

Jenny got such a card on when I took her shopping at Saks fifth avenue. She was ready to bang me in the dressing stall.

Card on by d1rewolf17 March 9, 2009

Card On Ya Dome 

A drinking game involving multiple people. One card is dealt to each player, they do not look at the card, but put it on their forehead. On the count of three each player says who they think has the highest card. If a player is right, they do not drink; if the player is wrong, or has the lowest card in the round, they drink. In the event that there is a tie for the lowest card, the tying players each drink three drinks. This game has originated from the city of Taylorville, Illinois.

Man, last night I got so drunk from playing Card On Ya Dome.

Card On Ya Dome by SNKP8990 December 22, 2008

card-on 

1. When a person who plays trading card games (e.g. Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic the Gathering) enters a state of euphoria after acquiring a rare, valuable, or otherwise useful card, usually from a booster pack.

2. When a person who trades or collects cards of any sort strongly desires to obtain a specific card.

1. "Dude, when I pulled that Jester's Hat back in '92, I got such a card-on!"

2. As the young boy stared hungrily through the card store's glass front, he experienced his first card-on for the vintage Babe Ruth rookie card.

card-on by Legsman February 10, 2010

Card Games on Motorcycles 

1) The premise of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, which is a horrible abomination.

2) A VERY stupid idea. If TEXTING and driving can kill you/others, then playing a children's card game while doing so is going to wind up even worse.

I came..." "WHAT!?" "To this city..." "Oh" "To deliver a message." .... "Card Games on Motorcycles.

Card Games on Motorcycles by A Good Pseudonym... August 19, 2010