Clard 

A clinically retarded person, typically with an IQ of lower than 70.

Ethan you’re a clard.

Clard by youngqwerty April 25, 2019

clard 

A liquid that hardens near an opening creating a crust. e.g. the hard clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle. Clard. - It sounds like it looks. Ryhmes with hard. clot crust

the hardened clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle after use.
He had to remove the clard to get the glue flowing again

clard by Will Hen April 25, 2010

clard 

A clitoral hard-on.

Thinking about T.I. makes me so clard

clard by Moves like swagger August 26, 2013

clard 

a pimple or zit usually located on the face and/or back

randy: Steve is that a clard on your face?
Steve: why yes it is

clard by jewfrow August 29, 2009

Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra

“Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."

Clard-on by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010

Cardboard Ben Hardy 

Cardboard Ben Hardy (sometimes known as Ben Cardy) is the soulmate of Joe Mazzello (who plays John Deacon in BoRhap), their relationship began in Tokyo in late 2018. Ben Hardy (who plays Roger Taylor) has a rivalry with Ben Cardy for their love of Joe. Some of Cardboard Ben's friends include Gwilym Lee (who plays Brian May), Rami Malek (who plays Freddie Mercury), and Lucy Bonton (who plays Mary Austen).

"I wish my wife loved me the same way that Cardboard Ben Hardy loves Joe Mazzello"

Cardboard Ben Hardy by cardboardbenhardy December 9, 2018

Cardano

Global Financial System Stack 2.0 - The most ambitious, provably-secure and theoretically-sound blockchain project in the cryptocurrency space. Named after Gerolamo Cardano, a famous 15th century Italian polymath and professional gambler who exploited his thorough understanding of probability to win consistently.

Geez, I'm so glad I invested in Cardano before the catastrophic financial collapse as a result of over ten years of quantitative easing experiments!

Cardano by Zenarchism October 17, 2018