ceebonics 

Stands for "Caucasian Ebonics". It is the technical term for the "white person" voice made famous by black comedians. This can be done by nasally pronouncing every syllable in a sentence properly.

Dave Chappelle talking in Ceebonics is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

ceebonics by mDub1255 December 25, 2007

Corbonics 

The language that originated from the mighty Corwin clan of the southwestern corner of Michigan.

All the mighty Corwin clan speaks a weird and unusual language, Corbonics.

Corbonics by A Mighty Corwin December 11, 2011

Cubonics 

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.

The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.

Cubonics by BFD137 May 12, 2012

cheebonics

irwin chee's ghetto abbreviation for common words that no one else uses

I can't understand what you're saying when you're speaking in cheebonics.

cheebonics by illusionistpro June 1, 2010

chibonics 

The language of 'Urban' Chinese. A blend of chinese and ebonics. A variation of nigganese.

Bro: Yo man I can't undastan that China man.
Other Bro: He speakin chibonics.

chibonics by chi_bonics April 12, 2007

cambonics 

The intentional restatement of language as it was originally presented by the author during a business meeting in an unsuccessful attempt to make oneself appear to be intelligent.

Cameron resorted to using Cambonics during our meeting this morning because he had no idea what to say when asked a question about marketing campaign management.

cambonics by Juice January 27, 2005

cybonics 

words or language used when talking about technology, especially computers.

we were talking about putting together a new computer, but she didnt understand my cybonics.

cybonics by Meathook March 25, 2004