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The completely rational fear of cole slaw. The sincere belief that the combination of shredded cabbage, carrots, and mayonaise is the product of sinister forces.
Aunt: "Would you like to try some of my cole slaw?"
Me: "No thank you. I suffer from slawstrophobia"
by mDub1255 November 20, 2007

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Stands for "Caucasian Ebonics". It is the technical term for the "white person" voice made famous by black comedians. This can be done by nasally pronouncing every syllable in a sentence properly.
Dave Chappelle talking in Ceebonics is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
by mDub1255 November 23, 2007

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