Corbonics 

The language that originated from the mighty Corwin clan of the southwestern corner of Michigan.

All the mighty Corwin clan speaks a weird and unusual language, Corbonics.

Corbonics by A Mighty Corwin December 11, 2011

Carbonicci 

The great mathematician behind the sequence: 2, 19, 38, 53, 106, 1007.

Guy 1: What comes after 53 in the Carbonicci sequence?
Guy 2: 106.

Carbonicci by Carbonicci January 1, 2014

Coronic 

A person who has contracted coronavirus.

Is Karen coming in today? Unfortunately not - she's coronic, I think she got coroned last week on the way to work.

Coronic by BrainDamageLDN March 11, 2020

Cryonics 

Sometimes called "cryogenics," It is the amazing, severely underrated science of preserving legally dead people in a biologically alive state until nanotechnology permits reanimation. It can now be done without brain damage thanks to formula M22 cryoprotectant. To avoid power failures, they use a highly reliable, electricity-free liquid nitrogen system. they are legally and contractually required to keep all patients in storage until reanimation is possible. It can be paid for by life insurance benefaction. There are two options available, the whole-body and the neuro. the neuro is a head-only procedure for those who trust the regenerating medicine can regenerate the neck-down body. the benefits are more careful preservation of the brain and lower cost.

Ted Williams is a cryonics patient at Alcor. He chose the neuro option. Animation will be restored to him in the year 2046.

Cryonics by Ballz To Da Wallz January 20, 2011

Cubonics 

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.

The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.

Cubonics by BFD137 May 12, 2012

cordonis 

the state of being very cool and relaxed, and a bad ass at the same time where everything is going good for you. Can be used as a nickname for someone as well. Usually refers to someone who uses words like filthy, dope, tight, uber and whatever else they want to say because they are well respected and good people. Cordonis is better than swag and not overused. The word comes from the last name of a well respected German family line that was well known for their care-free and desirable lifestyle.

Often used as a twitter hashtag i.e. "sleeping in and then some saturday college football #cordonis.

Hawaii is a great place to get my cordonis on!

That guy really has some cordonis going for him, I want to meet him.

Friend awesome easy-going respect swag OG

cordonis by kidwholovesvans September 22, 2012

Carbonius 

Someone who eats a large amount of carbs and plays Minecraft

“Adam is such a carbonius, did you see how much bread he ate for lunch yesterday?”

Carbonius by Stunts55 February 2, 2020