cecks 

a made up word that replaces the word "sex" because its pronounced the same.

P1: yo dude i just had cecks
P2: you dumb bitch its sex no cecks

cecks by the_fucking_legend. November 2, 2020

cockschelle 

A "Cockschelle" is the german word for when you punch someone with your massive dick.

The word got famous through the german youtuber/rapper/kellerbaron Mois

Oh yeah nahui

"Ich gebe deiner Kahba eine massive Cockschelle

Oh yeah nahui"

cockschelle by trash.uchiha March 1, 2019

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.

"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

Dr. Cocks 

The most bad ass guy that has ever walked this planet. He is also the most sweetest person, even though he has no feelings (probably because he had to grow up with the last name Cocks), he is also extremely tough, you dont wan to mess with Dr. Cocks. All the cool girls love him and all the guys are buddies with him.

Girl- I think im in love

Boy- with who?

Girl- Dr. Cocks!

Boy- oh yeah! he is my buddy

Dr. Cocks by Monsters R YUMMY! November 22, 2010

Cockserphobia 

Cockserphobia originates from the word claustrophobia. Claustrophobia is the fear of being in a space that is too small. Cockserphobia is the fear of having more than one penis inside of you at one time.

Me: Hey Sarah want to have a threesome with two dudes this weekend?

Sarah: No I have cockserphobia...

Me: What's that?

Sarah: I'm scared of having more than one penis in me at one time.

Me: Word

Cockserphobia by Balls out. Ya dig? January 10, 2014

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

raining cocks 

same thing as a sausagefest, but this term has not yet been overused. plus, the imagery is much more powerful.

i didn't even want to get into the party anyway, i heard it was raining cocks in there.

raining cocks by dojoshodj1 April 28, 2009