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that awkward bludge in a male's pants that isnt quite shaped to your perfection

"it kinda looked good, but i would describe it as a cocksag"

cocksag by John Crabs September 25, 2008

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cocksag

Australian: A foolish, vain boastful person

I met him at the footy once and it turns out he's just as big a cocksag in real life as on his youtube channel

cocksag by Biccy Tin January 30, 2022

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Cocktagon

A place where males go to take a piss at Penn State football tailgates that is in a form of an octagon with urinal stations without any dividers.

Chad: Yo where’s the cocktagon?

Brad: what do you mean?
Chad: That porta potty that has 8 urinal stations that’s in the shape of an octagon without any dividers.

Brad: Ah I saw one over by the fence. There was a huge line.

Cocktagon by stater69 October 4, 2021

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delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

delusional cockbag by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

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cockagina

the genital organ on a female who resembles a male

rosie o donell has a cockagina

cockagina by bezeawu November 5, 2009

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SURPRISE COCKFAGS

Something totally unexpected, and/or shocking; Something nobody saw coming. Also a cry one emits when bringing doom and/or shock upon thier unsuspecting victims.

A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:

*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!

SURPRISE COCKFAGS by Dead_Decoy November 5, 2006

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Cocksabad

An individual who is willing to literally suck the penis of their political party's leader.

Fred: That Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to suck Donald Trump's cock so bad!

Tom: Yes Fred, she is quite the cocksabad!

Cocksabad by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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