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Ceephus
"I tried talkin' to my buddy Fred the other day but he was too much of a 'Ceephus' to fucking understand."
cerephoney
A formal event the grifter or grifters go through for the express purpose of getting gifts and money (ceremoney), without the event even being legally binding. Examples include: Gay weddings, early graduation commencements, second wedding by people who eloped
Mike Vallone announced an August graduation cerephoney to all of his relatives – he neglects to mention the actual degree doesn’t get issued until he pays for and finishes his classes in September!
cerephoney by ACBex August 4, 2009
ceeprompty
the quality of being devoid of intuitive sense, especially in software in which ordinary users are expected to follow a long series of abstruse commands, or a common function is buried in menus or windows five or six deep
ceeprompty by Mark Zatopek February 17, 2006
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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