cerephoney

A formal event the grifter or grifters go through for the express purpose of getting gifts and money (ceremoney), without the event even being legally binding. Examples include: Gay weddings, early graduation commencements, second wedding by people who eloped

Mike Vallone announced an August graduation cerephoney to all of his relatives – he neglects to mention the actual degree doesn’t get issued until he pays for and finishes his classes in September!

by ACBex August 4, 2009

Celephone

A cellular telephone. It takes just as long to say as "cell phone" so why not?

I found my celephone under the couch cushion because Billy Popple finally called me back.

by P Popple October 17, 2008

ceremoney

The cash accumulated at a party celebrating someone’s special event or achievement. Examples include the checks, money and gift cards given as gifts at weddings, graduations, baptisms, bar mitzvahs and bris.

Mike Vallone told me that as soon as his dad gets off campus from the graduation, he is using his ceremoney to throw a huge keg party.

by ACBex August 4, 2009

cellphoney

When a couple has interchangeable phones, so you never know which one of them you are talking (texting) to. Telling people that one phone number is theirs and then switching phones with the other person so that no one ever knows how to get ahold of them. Often combined with textersonator tactics, making it nearly impossible to know who you are texting.

So, I thought I was texting Jim last night, but then Sally said it was her phone, and that Sally's phone number was now Jim's....I'm so confused, Jim's a cellphoney.

by Cassam September 5, 2010