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Cegep Beauce-Appalaches

in this college, you’re almost sentenced from being alone for your entire life. straight guys screaming in the halls, hoping to find love in this dumb head school’s community. cxxondxxoms on the floor, nobody even wants to make social contacts to anyone (understandable)
‘’i go to Cegep Beauce-Appalaches.’’
‘’do you need someone to talk to...?’’
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An average joe that just can't get it right
"I tried talkin' to my buddy Fred the other day but he was too much of a 'Ceephus' to fucking understand."
Ceephus by RaRa5111 December 15, 2016

Cagepower 

A user of a sprawling art site (such as deviantART), who keeps asking other artists for requests, often compiling entire lists, hardly ever showing any gratitude and instead blandly asking for more and more while not making any art themselves. To add to the pathetique they attribute their intense desire to an addiction and a bad childhood.

Named after a now deactivated deviantART user - cagepower - who fell under that very description and still keeps coming back under new usernames, much to the dismay of the informed and bad luck of generous n00bs.
dA user #1: Hi. Can you draw my fancharacter in this pose?
dA user #2: Sure. *a few days later* Here ya go.
dA user #1: I made three new fancharacters. Can you draw them all together?
dA user #2: Umm... I only do one request per deviant?
dA user #1: OK. *the next day* Hello. Is my request ready yet?
dA user #2: ...
dA user #3: Don't listen to him, #2. He's a cagepower.
Cagepower by neongecko06 October 21, 2010

Cagephilia 

A severe mental illness that includes obsession with everything about Nicolas Cage
"Poor Mark, he was diagnosed with cagephilia two days ago. He has already started rehabilitation but the stage is too advanced, he will not make it..."
Cagephilia by Mr.Bianchi July 30, 2022

cerephoney

A formal event the grifter or grifters go through for the express purpose of getting gifts and money (ceremoney), without the event even being legally binding. Examples include: Gay weddings, early graduation commencements, second wedding by people who eloped
Mike Vallone announced an August graduation cerephoney to all of his relatives – he neglects to mention the actual degree doesn’t get issued until he pays for and finishes his classes in September!
cerephoney by ACBex August 4, 2009
The process of taking something ordinary and turning it into something extraordinary, sometimes in a was that cannot be explained.
Don't throw that out, we can ceep it!
Ceep by beeeasy March 4, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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