CEGEP

A post-secondary, pre-university college in Canada's province of Quebec. CEGEP is a french acronym for "Collège d'enseignement général et professionnel" which translates roughly to "College of General Enjoyment and Pleasure"

"Man, CEGEP can either be the 2 worst years of your life or the six best!"

CEGEP by MaikiaM October 17, 2008

Cegep Beauce-Appalaches

in this college, you’re almost sentenced from being alone for your entire life. straight guys screaming in the halls, hoping to find love in this dumb head school’s community. cxxondxxoms on the floor, nobody even wants to make social contacts to anyone (understandable)

‘’i go to Cegep Beauce-Appalaches.’’
‘’do you need someone to talk to...?’’

Cegep Beauce-Appalaches by unbeauceron69 March 12, 2022

Ceephus 

An average joe that just can't get it right

"I tried talkin' to my buddy Fred the other day but he was too much of a 'Ceephus' to fucking understand."

Ceephus by RaRa5111 December 15, 2016

Cagepower 

A user of a sprawling art site (such as deviantART), who keeps asking other artists for requests, often compiling entire lists, hardly ever showing any gratitude and instead blandly asking for more and more while not making any art themselves. To add to the pathetique they attribute their intense desire to an addiction and a bad childhood.

Named after a now deactivated deviantART user - cagepower - who fell under that very description and still keeps coming back under new usernames, much to the dismay of the informed and bad luck of generous n00bs.

dA user #1: Hi. Can you draw my fancharacter in this pose?
dA user #2: Sure. *a few days later* Here ya go.
dA user #1: I made three new fancharacters. Can you draw them all together?
dA user #2: Umm... I only do one request per deviant?
dA user #1: OK. *the next day* Hello. Is my request ready yet?
dA user #2: ...
dA user #3: Don't listen to him, #2. He's a cagepower.

Cagepower by neongecko06 October 21, 2010

Cagephilia 

A severe mental illness that includes obsession with everything about Nicolas Cage

"Poor Mark, he was diagnosed with cagephilia two days ago. He has already started rehabilitation but the stage is too advanced, he will not make it..."

Cagephilia by Mr.Bianchi July 30, 2022

cerephoney

A formal event the grifter or grifters go through for the express purpose of getting gifts and money (ceremoney), without the event even being legally binding. Examples include: Gay weddings, early graduation commencements, second wedding by people who eloped

Mike Vallone announced an August graduation cerephoney to all of his relatives – he neglects to mention the actual degree doesn’t get issued until he pays for and finishes his classes in September!

cerephoney by ACBex August 4, 2009

Ceep 

The process of taking something ordinary and turning it into something extraordinary, sometimes in a was that cannot be explained.

Don't throw that out, we can ceep it!

Ceep by beeeasy March 4, 2021