cazandria
their government Cazandria again fucking up
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Wayne Calandriello
A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Wayne Calandriello by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014
Casandra
Beautiful, highly intelligent, amazing girl who is fantastic at anything and everything. Her long, fabulous brown hair falls perfectly, and her appearance is absolutely stunning. I mean she's gorgeous. She has these full, dark brown, captivating eyes that you can't help but gaze into. She has this smile that will make any day so much better if you earn it. So if you start to get to know her, you begin to see more of her amazing personality, and then you start to believe she's perfect, which isn't much of a stretch at all. She's gorgeous, super cool, extremely artsy, definitely smart, very cute, and especially caring. You're lucky if you get to meet and know her, because she just makes everyone around her better. She does have one flaw, however, which is the fact that she has drawn your utmost attention and affection to only her. She is the first and last thought you have, before you dream about her, that is. But that's only after thinking about her keeps you up for a while. You'll daydream about her too, because she'll always be on your mind. Moving on then. She seems to be so intact with everything in her life, and she has freaking royalty in her blood. That's my personal nickname for her, so don't even think about calling her that. But yeah, she's literally a princess in line to become a queen. She's definitely my Queen. I have fallen deeply in love with her and we're finally dating. Side note: oh my, the struggle. Anyway, I'll stop here. I'm sure you get the point.
Casandra by TH3 UNIVERSE February 13, 2015
Calandra
She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.
Calandra by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013
Casandra
A short thick female who fun to be around . Loves to party and is very funny and crazy . Great kisser with a nice ass. Beautiful big brown eyes that will make you melt . Most people will describe her as "bad" or crazy . Has an attitude and isn't one to mess with unless you want to end up In an hospital . She's gorgeous and she's chill .
Casandra by Tornadoe storming January 2, 2015
Casandra
Amazing female who cares and is sweet and just makes life that much better. A girl with strong opinions and an even stronger heart. Someone who knows it all and is amazing at everything even if she thinks she isn't. She's one big smarty pants. Someone of cat decent and is destined to be a hot vampire. A girl who makes one bring themselves from any shit hole to be perfect for her. Casandra is and will always be thee girl.
Casandramarie
The most amazing, wonderful, beautiful woman in the world both inside and out. When she is around she is the center of attention. Her words will echo in you head for days. Completely irresistible.
Man when Casandramarie walked in I didn't even do a double take, because when I looked the first time I couldn't stop staring!
Casandramarie by Iconoclastastik August 22, 2011
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