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The sexiest family in the world. 200% Charisma and 150% pure sex appeal! Find one of the 3 brothers to be sure to have the best time of your life 😊. They come in limited edition and one of them is a bit young. But believe me, he is the future Chris Hemsworth!

La Calandrata, the men that you need.
Hey! Have you ever had the chance to even mention the name of one of the Calandris ?
Hell no! They are way out of my league!
Calandri by Calandri number 1 October 27, 2021
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Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Calandra 

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.
Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.
Calandra by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013

calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.

calendrical 

Noun or descriptive adjective: any date sensitive list of appointments or files or anything else that is, or should be put into date order.
Miss Grosby,
Is this set of files already calendrical?
calendrical by moonwolf April 14, 2009

Culandria 

When Somone is culandria your ass is awkwardly shaped or it can mean you have a big ass
Eww she is so culandria. Orr I’m CuLANDRIA🍑
Culandria by Xoxoandress May 24, 2019